GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY…
….and went over to the local Sporting Goods Shop to get a small 9 mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my Credit Card in the card reader!!
They need to make their instructions to senior citizens a little clearer.